olive is the busiest busy bottom in the whole wide world

oh olive, what am i going to do with you?

she wiped toothpaste on the wall

took the ring out from under the microwave plate and put it around her waist

pushed a chair up to the counter and ate a bit of noah's adoption celebration cake (pictured)

emptied the shredded parmesan all of the kitchen

emptied the feta cheese all over the inside of the refrigerator

she whines for me to hold her everytime she hears eleanor needing me

she clogged the toilet with a roll of toilet paper

and these were all within a day of each other

other than the whining, that's everyday

i was thinking i need a refrigerator lock but then i realized

i also need an oven lock, toilet lock, microwave lock

and a freezer lock

so what's the point

then i thought maybe i need baby gates all over

but lets face it, she'd climb them in a second

and this is all in addition to her being really opinionated

not caring if i say no

screaming if i try to stop her from doing anything she wants

seriously, terrible twos have never 

felt so....terrible 

like michael and i always say

good thing she is so cute!